Friday, July 4, 2008

With what shall I fix our tech, Dear Liza?

I often see that the importance of technology is sort of like an infinite loop song.

There's a hole in the budget, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the budget, dear Liza, a hole.

So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

With what should I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I fix it, dear Liza, with what?

Cut the staff in tech support, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
cut the staff, dear Henry, dear Henry, in tech.

But what about our support, dear Liza, dear Liza,
our support, dear Liza, from tech.

Outsource, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
outsource, dear Henry, dear Henry, outsource!

But who do we call for problems, dear Liza, dear Liza,
Who to call, dear Liza, to call?

Ask our staff who is the best, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
The best, dear Henry, dear Henry, ask the staff!

But we fired them, dear Liza, dear Liza,
They're gone, dear Liza, Now what?

Hire an expert tech staff, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
an expert, dear Henry, tech Staff.

There's a hole in the budget, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the budget, dear Liza, a hole.